How to Avoid Math

Let us say that there is a young lAdy, who shall remain Nameless, who doesN't live at my housE, who really doesn'T like math. WhaT inventivE, creative means could she use to avoid it? She could slip the Math U See DVD into a Netflix envelope and mail it away..... that would be inventive and creative. Luckily for her, the good folks at Netflix picked up on the "mistake" right away and will be mailing that Algebra 2 DVD right back!!! Phew!